жизненное

[самочка хитсуги]

учебник группы intermediate.
в начале каждой главы - короткая шутка-аудирование с комиксом.
это все после фраз в духе "Он предал меня и, наверное, я никому больше не смогу верить", текстов про насилие и наркоманию и обилия японских имен, в нашем аппер-интермидиэйт учебнике.
с трепетом жду advanced.

funneh jokes, injured people and zoophilia

So, there's a man going to work, and he's walking through the park, and he sees a kangaroo hopping about the park. So, he thinks 'Well, I can't just leave it there', so he goes to the police station, and he says 'What shall i do? Theres a kangaroo hopping about the park'. And the policeman says 'Er, well sir, I think you should take it to the zoo'.
So, erm, a few days later, the policeman is walking down the street, and he suddenly sees a man with the kangaroo standing at the bus stop together.
So the policeman goes over to them and he says 'Erm, excuse me sir, I thought I told you to take that kangaroo to the zoo'
And the man grins at him and says 'Er, yes, we went to the zoo yesterday. I suggested the zoo again today, but he said he'd prefer to go to the cinema'

There's a very successful lawyer and he bought a brand new very expensive car, and he parked it in front of the office, and he was ready to show it off to his colleagues.
And he was getting out and a new car came along very close and tore the door off the car. So the lawyer was furious, he rang the police and the policeman arrived about two minutes later, and the man was still furious. He said 'Look at my car! I only got it this morning and it cost me a fortune. What a disaster!'
The policeman looked at him and he said 'I dont beleive this! You, people - you are so materialistic. You only think about your cars and your money and your smart hotels. Look, don't you realise, it's not just your car, look, look there, look, you've lost your arm'
And the lawyer looked down at his empty sleeve and he said 'Oh no! Oh this is terrible. Where's my gold watch?'

вот это вот erm после каждого слова в книжке с текстами действует на нервы не хуже самих топиков х))

@темы: Кто ел мой мозг и не доел его???

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[no_way_back, jata]

Erm, гей-зоофил. Erm о.о